“Wild Bill” Setley’s adventures did not all take place on US soil. In 1911 Cincinnati Reds pitcher George McQuillan told William A. Phelon of The Cincinnati Times-Star a story about Setley’s attempt to organize a barnstorming tour in Cuba two years earlier.
Bill Setley
“Setley went over to Cuba early in the winter, and conceived the idea that fortunes were to be made in the island. He wired to a number of ballplayers, urging them to come over, an telling them Cuba was just full of money. Quite a number of the boys went over on spec, all paying their own fares, and in the near future they all went broke. The Cubans wouldn’t come across with any money for salaries, some of the boys, being Southern-born, refused to play when they found the Cuban clubs were mostly (black players), and in two weeks Havana was overrun with hungry ballplayers. They hunted Setley up and chided him for his statement that the island was full of money. ‘It is,’ said Setley, ‘and I gave you no misinformation. But I didn’t say anything about your taking any of that money away with you. The island is fuller of money than before , for you fellows have spent all you brought with you, thus adding to the total.’
“After starving a few days, the boys all got over their race prejudices and caught on with various clubs. And, a few days later they had the sublime delight of seeing Setley get his. He was umpiring a big Sunday game at Havana, with an enormous audience in the stands. His decisions were either fearfully bad, or else he had got the Spanish terms for ball, strike, safe, and out badly twisted when he tried to learn them. Suddenly, when he called a man out after he had stamped both feet upon the plate, the audience uprose and came flooding towards Mr. Setley.
“Bill had a gun. Always toted one. But here came 5,000 Cubans with long knives and machetes, and Setley didn’t stop to make any gun plays. Far from such. Out through the gate he galloped, and straight down the Cuban road. On and on he went, the mob shaking machetes in full cry behind him, and presently he became a speck upon the far horizon. He had won. Nobody could catch him.
“Next day I met him, and asked why he didn’t draw his gun and stand at bay. ‘My boy,’ said he, ‘our relations with Cuba are strained enough as it is. What would have been the result had I shot down half a dozen of those fellows? You have to be diplomatic sir, you have to be diplomatic.”
There was no shortage of Setley stories. Albert Francis “Red” Nelson, who pitched in the major leagues between 1910 and 1913, and played in a number of the minor leagues Setley worked as an umpire, told a few to The Memphis News-Scimitar in 1911.
Red Nelson
Nelson said when he was playing in the Three-I league:
“A player named (Jim) Novacek was at bat (with the count 3 and 1). Ball came along, on the outside, way wide. ‘Strike,’ said Setley. Novacek roared and howled, quite naturally. Next ball was also wide . ‘Four balls, take your base,,’ quoth Setley. As Novacek started for first he exclaimed sneeringly, ‘That ball was in exactly the same place as the one you called a strike, just before.’ ‘In that case,’ said Setley, ‘I will do anything to oblige you. Three strikes—you’re out!”
Nelson claimed that Setley had been involved in an incident he said took place in Rock Island, Illinois that included a few elements of the Cuba story;
“Setley is, in my opinion, a funnier card among umpires than (Rube) Waddell ever was among eccentric ball tossers…On one occasion he was umpiring in some town—I think it was Rock Island—and a couple of his decisions turned the tide in the favor of the Peoria club. The Rock Island fans promptly stormed into the field and took after Setley, who fled through the gate and down the street with the mob in mad pursuit. And as Setley ran he threw up one arm in commanding fashion and shouted: “I hereby forfeit this game to Peoria, 9 to 0, you sons of monkeys.”
It was not unheard of for Setley to simply create a new rule—in force for one game only—when the mood struck. In one case, while working a Western Association game between the Muskogee Redskins and the Coffeyville White Sox he instituted a one-game only rule that would make him a hero with today’s advocates for shorter games. The Muskogee Times-Democrat approved as well:
“Umpire Bill Setley yesterday set in force the rule annulling the privilege of the pitcher to throw to a baseman to warm up between innings, and the practice of throwing the ball around the infield, which takes up so much time. The rule worked well, as the game, with nineteen runs, was finished in a minute over an hour and a half.”
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